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Post  coollog on Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:05 pm

So this is my first "original" topic idea.

So first how to:

How to Play the Violin:
1. Buy a violin off eBay.
2. Buy a bow off eBay (make sure it's for violin).
3. Pick up the violin.
4. Pick up the bow with your other hand (your dominant hand if u have more than 2)
5. Now place the horse tail onto the metal composite strings on the violin.
6. Move the bow back and forth while putting your fingers on the metal.
7. Now take the violin and the bow and throw them onto your lawn.
8. Drive your tractor mower over it. As you do that, a beautiful melody will play.
9. Congratulations, you have learned how to play the violin =D!

Stay tuned for the next Howto By Q.
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Howto Not Fail

Post  coollog on Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:46 pm

Howto Not Fail By Q
1. Don't tie your shoe while riding your bike.
2. Look at what you're walking into.
3. Look at what's coming at you.
4. Don't listen to your iPod in a waterpark.
5. Don't draw a finger on a hand as an arrow cuz it looks like you're flippin someone off
6. Watch how you're pronouncing your words.
7. Don't do crack.
8. Tampons are not a kind of food.
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